Hi, I’m the Constitution

Hi. I’m the Constitution. Although large groups of people out there are suddenly just now realizing that I exist, I’ve actually been here for over two centuries—even through the last few presidents, as hard as that is to believe. True story. I was here when President Obama championed legislation that punished people for not purchasing…


Worst Holiday Traditions

There are some really silly holiday traditions out there. Many of which you’ve probably observed yourself and thought, “hey, this is….stupid.” Our very own Curmudgeons addressed what they thought were the worst of them in hopes they could help alleviate some of that holiday stress by knowing that there are others out there just like…

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